Jonny the cat
Was idle and fat
And he was not terribly bright
He rolled in the dust
And loved to be fussed
But kissing him gave him a fright
Jonny the cat
Had once caught a rat
All he wanted to do was to play
But the rat, he did bite
And he put up a fight
And he frightened poor Jonny away
Jonny the cat
Was asleep on the mat
But his dreams did not last for too long
For along came a child
Who was ever so wild
And made the poor cat play along